i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Even my vagina gasped.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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