We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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