If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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