I could have mohawked her pubes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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