your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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