he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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