My nipple is on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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