My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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