I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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