I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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