Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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