So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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