mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
