If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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