goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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