Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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