I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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