my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
birth control should be required to get into college
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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