I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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