Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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