How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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