she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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