So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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