i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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