it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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