Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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