I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
