Do vagina's smell?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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