I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
