Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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