bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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