UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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