Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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