i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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