Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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