your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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