whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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