Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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