It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
you had me at cake vodka
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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