Your tits are I can't wait for
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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