O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What happened?
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