why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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