it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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