Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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