She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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