She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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