What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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