Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
