Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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