Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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