he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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