batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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